Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Sh*t my kid says - Vol. 1




Everyone always says, "Oh, I should write what my kids say down!" I am going to start folks. Here we go. . .

"Momma, I like your boobies" - while sitting in the jogging stroller enjoying a run.

"Daddy, you probably want to play cowboys with me?" - in response to being told it's time for bed.

"The Doctor told me I have to watch a new movie with you" - after his surgery he has seemed to remember a lot of what the doctor has advised him to do.

"Doctor, where are you?" - this happened in the waiting room of the doctor's office of the immediate care place (small fish allergy incident) after he told my dad he wanted to get down off of the table. He proceeded to open the door and then yell this out into the office.

"Mason has the flu" - he successfully passed this rumor about his older cousin around at daycare. There was some mild concern as some of the children had played with Mason close to the time this rumor was circulated. Bottom line - NEVER believe what a two year old has to say.

I'm sure I'll remember more of what he has to share, but just stayed tuned for volume 2.